- He who stands on tiolet is high on pot. -Confyooshuss
- He who run behind car get exhausted. -Confyooshuss
- He who run in front of car get tired. -Confyooshuss
- When in doubt, eat cookies. -Parafarenheit
Please add your own fortunes or words of advice here (FortuneCookies page). --ScottHarper
